The other day one of my openers mentioned it to me because my coworker came through my drive thru on his way to his other job.
I apparently tutted at him for having bags in his car and then threw them away for him. Then, after handing him his food I smiled and said,
“Have a good day at work, I love you”
And she just laughed and was like
“Wow, you’re just like a mom! You handed him his bag lunch and told him to have a good day in such a caring way”
And I just laughed and said,
“Yeah…what can I say? I love my kids”
And then went on with my day.
Then, today, I went and got my kids drinks that were doing truck outside (its way too hot and the only thing they’re going to drink here is tea). Then my favorite came up and I literally was like
“Be good today, Maria is in a bad mood. Stay clear and you’ll be fine… make sure you spit out that gum. You can’t have it in drive thru, you know better. Button up your shirt all the way.”
And then as he was walking in I yelled back
“Swannie! You’re forgetting your hat!” And he just sighed and went back to his car and grabbed it.
It was funny cuz the whole time I was lecturing him he was just like
“Ohkay Amanda. Ammaaannndaaa. Alright. I got you,Amanda” like a kid would to their mom. Then I just laughed and was like
“I love you”
And he said it back. Mostly because my kids know if I bother to say I love you to them, they have to say it back. I expect it back. The ones I say it to I’ve known long enough for them to accept it and say it back.
Gooosssh.
I kinda feel bad for my future children haha!

I need a boyfriend for overly shallow reasons.
I don’t really want love. I’m IN love, I don’t need that.
What I need is someone to come drive me around when I’m shitfaced so we can laugh together and listen to loud music.
I need someone to come at times like now where the thunder is causing my skin to crawl. I need someone to come cuddle me with a horror movie and soothe me everytime I jump.
I just need someone to cuddle with at night when I’m sad and alone.

These aren’t good reasons to want a boyfriend/girlfriend… but they’re all I can think of.

like.. a driver thats gonna come pick me up when I’m drunk as fuck, let me listen to my music as loud as it can be in their car, and just fucking scream the lyrics with the windows down.

this is why i need a boyfriend.

there’s like no other reason.

it’s like

YO

YOU WILLING TO LET ME CALL YOU DRUNK OUTTA MY MIND AND THEN, LIKE, DRIVE ME AROUND (PREFERABLY TO THE BEACH, MAN) AND JUST..FUCKING SCREAM LYRICS WITH ALL THE WINDOWS DOWN?

YOU’RE MY BOYFRIEND NOW.

dude.

amazing

that

would

be

amazing.The desire to drive is like amplified a thousand percent when im drunk..

it’s weird

I don;t know what the hell is going on.

I just wanna listen to Korn and NIrvana really loud.

in  a car

with the wind whipping at my face.

like

yo.

QuestionI love you <3 Answer

I LOVEYOU MORE

I like how the quickest sentence out of their mouths when I tell them I’m going to hit 40 hours this week is
“Its not fair to you, to be this exhausted”
Sweety, I can work two hours in this hell hole with her and be exhausted. It has nothing to do with the hours but everything to do with how I’m spoken to and treated. Its taking all of my emotional energy to stop myself from snapping. That’s exhausting.
Its gotten to the point where I can’t even mentally concentrate long enough to stop my southern accent
And that’s just annoying
But oh well
C’est la vie and all that bullshit.

that just says:
” Keep glaring. If nothing else the music is just gonna get louder”

I’m going to Do the first few tonight and the rest tomorrow. This bitch gotta be up at 4am tomorrow lol

82. Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Well yes, actually, I just told them good night.

56: What’s the first thing you usually do in the morning?
Work day-snooze my alarm fifty times.
Normal day- Have a cigarette.

68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
1- I’m a horrible mother for taking Marios wheel away but its SO squeaky and I really need to sleep.
2- Why are you so fucking adorable and sweet and omfg why can’t you just be Here to fall asleep with me… God i love you.
78. Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
I’m assuming 2007-
And yes. I was head over heels in love with a girl
88. If someone gave you 1,000 dollars to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
Right now? No. I really love animals and it would break my heart to watch the suffering. If i was desperate for money? Food? Shelter? Maybe.
4. Answered.

swifthorse:

lovemecactus:

And now its gone
But its not on my blog
And
I don’t know what happened

So
Thanks anyway XD
I love you

Love you too! It’s okay btw! I very frequently lose messages that I’ve sent or posted because of tumblr’s sill messaging system. :P

I can honestly say I’m glad this is an issue and not my own stupid fault haha!