friendzonied:

m’lighter

friendzonied:

m’lighter

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf)

precumming:

*spanks u goodnight*

(Source: precumming)

(Source: m-oon)

domsirdaddy:

Several people ask me how to keep their subs attention.

Follow these three rules every day and never forget without her you are a simple man.

1. She comes first

2. She cums first

3. Don’t be a pussy, she already has one.

"I never change, I simply become more myself."
— Joyce Carol Oates  (via weare-magicians)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

"Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference."
— Unique Quietness  (via idealizable)

(Source: uniquequietness)

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse)